I am a truly exceptional spiller of things. If something can be spilled, even with great difficulty, I will spill it.
Today I spilled:
Item: 1 Large iced-coffee
Where: In my lap. On my way to work.
Damage done: Sat in wet coffee mess for 25 minutes. Moderate stain on pants. Ego bruised. Morning commute made more frustrating.
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