Stupid Human of the Day

Another idiot baseball fan risking life and limb for a home run ball.  And this time it happened at the Home Run Derby, where catching a ball means nothing.  Good work buddy. 

Cross Country Cab Cruise

Two idiots in NYC offered a cab driver 5k (not including tip) to drive them to LA. Cabs are gross and smell like a mix of pleather, bleach and barf. You couldn't pay me to ride in a cab from NYC to LA.  Okay, maybe you could pay me. . . but it'd have to a heck of a lot more than $5,000.

You can file this under any one of the following headings:
- People are idiots
- Shit I wouldn't do for under 20K
- Stupid human tricks
- Things that are smelly